El Gopheristador
Introducing the King of the Hill
Dirty Harry in a snakeskin suit
He's the long silent type
A 44" magnum dressed to kill
He patrols the garden
With silent aplomb
When you got jaws
Don't need no stinkin' gun
We once saw a gopher
Standing tall at his door
Spit a hiss at Harry
Like he's gonna settle a score
I wonder if he thunk
"Do I feel lucky?"
Harry with a flick of his tongue
"Well do ya punk?"
The poor stupid varmint
Was in way over his head
His next stop was a slow ride
Down one dark tunnel bed
Our only complaint
And it's really quite meek
Is that our ole pal Harry
Only eats once a week
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